From: "Brian Duncalfe" <b@duncalfe.ca>
Subject: Fw: The cat
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2010 13:53:52 -0700
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  This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, =
the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story =
leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said the Creator doesn't have =
a sense of humor?=20


      Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his =
church.

  He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was =
afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.



      The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to =
climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and =
pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the =
kitten.



      That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the =
car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree =
would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved =
the car a little further forward, the rope broke.



      The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the =
air - out of sight.



      The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood =
asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a =
stray kitten.

  So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and =
went on about his business.



      A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his =
church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was =
amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, =
so he asked her, 'Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so =
much?'

      She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her =
little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then =
a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told =
her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.' =
She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her =
knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe =
this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out =
of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of =
her.'



      Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of =
humor.

      Anyone can count the seeds in an apple; but only God can count the =
apples in a seed.



      GIVE ME A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD

      GIVE ME THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE

      TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE

      AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLKS





  AMEN !



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  Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of=20
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  Anyone can count the seeds in an apple; but only God can count the =
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  seed.</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=3D2 face=3DTahoma><SPAN=20
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  GIVE ME A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=3D2 =
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  GIVE ME THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=3D2=20
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  TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=3D2 =
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  AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLKS</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=3D2 =
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